Ordering Policies

How long will it take to receive my order?

Prepare for the magic to happen! We ship all orders via USPS, and we’re quicker than a cat chasing a laser pointer. Your package will be whisked away within 24-48 hours of your online shopping spree. Then, sit back and relax—your goodies should arrive within 5-10 days after they’ve taken flight. Just remember, weekends and holidays are our office’s downtime, so no shipping during those lazy days. And if you’re in for a bit of a wait due to backorder, fear not! We’ll send you a virtual hug (and an estimated ship date) while you patiently twiddle your thumbs.

Shipping & Handling

Who doesn’t love free stuff? We certainly do! That’s why we ship all our goodies free of charge, because why should you have to fork out extra cash just to get your hands on our fabulous products? We’re not like those other big online stores that make you sign your soul away with a yearly membership just to qualify for free shipping. Nope, we’re all about spreading joy and freebies like confetti! Sure, it might cut into our bottom line, but hey, we’re all about getting our products out into the world, one free shipment at a time!

Your satisfaction is important to us!

We’re not just in the business of selling products; we’re in the business of spreading smiles. If for some reason you’re not doing cartwheels over our goodies within 30 days, no worries! We’ll refund you quicker than you can say “instant gratification.” Just a quick heads-up, though—there’s a tiny 10% processing and packaging fee, plus whatever the post office charged us to send your package. Unfortunately, they’re not as keen on freebies as we are!

But hey, if a refund isn’t your cup of tea, fear not! We’ve got a Plan B that’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Instead of your hard-earned cash back, we’re more than happy to hook you up with any of our other products, completely on the house, totaling the amount of your original purchase. So, if you’re ready to swap out that so-so item for something that’ll knock your socks off, just give us a shout!

Natural Remedies

Ah, the wonders of nature! Our natural remedies are like little bottles of magic, but hey, even magic takes time! Your body’s like a finicky friend—it might need a little extra TLC to see results. So, whether you’re slinging back our herbal goodness or dousing yourself in essential oils, stick to the instructions and give it time to work its mojo. And remember, patience is a virtue! If you’re not seeing results right away, don’t throw in the towel just yet. It’s not a conspiracy; it’s just your body taking its sweet time to dance to the herbal beat.